Here are some of my favorites. This is about lust, so Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley and the such are not represented, as I appreciate them in a different way.

Jessica Biel:

Mostly just her body really, though her face isn’t like BAD or anything.

Amy Adams:

red hair…big eyes….mmmm

Scarlett Johansson:

A perfect body and an intriguing face. Unbelievable.

Lindsay Lohan:

The hair. The eyes. The freckles. The life failure. And even though I claim not to be a boob man, Lindsay for a long while had what I thought may be the perfect pair. Too bad she ***ed up her body.

That’s all for now. This post will be updated REGULARLY.

Bottom up:

Feet: Just SLIGHTLY larger than average, though not overly bone-filled or lean or sharp.

Calves: Larger than average, though not like fatty at all. I like a little muscle here.

Knees: No sagging.

Quads: Muscular shape, but no separation due to leanness.

Hamstrings: Muscle. Hook. It. Up. One of my favorite places. A nice curve. Mmm, tasty.

Butt: Thick due to muscular foundation, not fat. Cellulite not welcome here.

Waist: Smaller the better.

Stomach: I like to know that there is a six pack hiding under there, but I don’t necessarily want to see it all the time. Just the side lines, and the oblique definition (another one of my favorite areas).

Boobs: Traditionally I pursue girls who are flat in the name of athleticism. I am not much of a breast man type (I prefer legs), but my ideal chick is otherwise athletic and lean with C cups. I don’t like them too big. Although, Duffy might be edging up on some Ds. Side boob is one of the hottest things ever.

Arms: Um, what the *** ever, so long as they aren’t all flabby or trackmarked.

Here is a graphical representation of what I just described (my perfect female’s body):

okay, so since it’s apparently not obvious, this specimen is Jessica Biel

Well, we hit a little snag with our MySQL databases. Somewhere along the line, the database convinced itself that we were running WP 1.0 and all kinds of strange things started to happen. Thankfully, fixing the problem wasn’t too complicated once my friend Jennifer explained it to me.

There’s just one little snafu. While the database was fracked, all the plugins deactivated. That includes Akismet, which is responsible for blocking all of the spam that comes through this site. When I finally was able to get back into the WordPress backend, I had 1,245 comments to approve. In the interests of preserving my sanity, I assumed that they were all spam.

If you’ve left a comment on this blog in the past couple of days and it hasn’t been approved, that’s probably why. Drop me an e-mail at tsv02001 [at] gmail [dot] com and we’ll sort things out.

So thanks to Jennifer, TeresaCentric is back online.